Grizzly Gift Shopping
At Three Bears, as the tension mounts upon seeing aisle after aisle of shot glasses, rebel flags and Dixie do-dahs, you have an escape hatch. Simply exit our back door and soon you will find yourself in the tranquil sanity of our bear pits. Relax and unwind as you hurl stale bread and rotten apples onto the heads of those silly grizzlies. Feel your tensions float away as their black coats start to look dandruff filled by your dropped crumbs. And don't forget to bring the kids. They'll love how our five fat and lethargic teddies (Papa, Teddy, Mandy, Honey and Smoky) eat until they vomit and then actually eat their own vomit! The Three Bears Gift Shop - It's a rootin' tootin' country good time! Note: This is not a paid endorsement. No animals were injured in the making of this web page.
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